Humorous Wedding Speech by a Friend of the Groom (Bridegroom) :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech by a athletic supporter of the Groom (Bridegroom)Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen - My name is Charles. Ive tried to memorise this speech, but grant me if I resort to my notes e very(prenominal) five seconds. I did ask for an autocue to be set up in front of me, but ostensibly the wedding budget doesnt stretch that far. And, unfortunately, neither does my eyesight. LaughterIve known Steven for 22 years now and weve had much good times than I bay window remember - and wed have had a one more if I hadnt affiliate out of money in that strip cub on the another(prenominal) night. During this period, Ive seen Steven go through many evolutionary changes to end up the man he is today. And in order to understand exactly what went wrong, we must start by examining his early goals in life. At school, Steven had two goals 1) To con for the school baseb altogether (cricket) team which he did. In fact, his prowess was fabled and he single-handedly rewrote the school record books - shortest time at chiropteran (in bat), most catches dropped and most unforced errors in a single enlivened (wides bowled in an over). The list is endless. 2) To star in a school free rein and his first opportunity came with the schools major production of beguile White & the Seven Dwarfs, in which Steven was cast as one of the dwarfs. And very soon, he had made the part his own. From the outset, he personified his role day and night, life story and breathing the essence of his character. And many say theyve never since seen a more virtuoso performance of Dopey. After leaving school, Stevens goal was to depart the world. scarce he only got as far as newfound Zealand, where we all new it would suit him down to the ground. What with the sun, sea, surf and, of course, the biggest draw of them all the sheep. On his return, his goal was to land a job in a bank because they had the two things he liked best money and holidays. But if it hadnt been for me it might never have happened. When applying for the job he asked me to invest his application form a quick once over originally he sent it off. It was a good thing he did. Where he was asked, Length of residence at present address, he had replied, About 20 meters not counting the garage.